Club of the Great Test
The Club of the Great Test is a magical place! It is like Disneyland on steroids. It's like a never-ending trip to the 'It's a Small World' ride. It was voted by USAO Magazine as one of the clubs in Chickasha. If you don't join, you will be madder than a three-legged cat at the dog pound. And if you don't want to join, then don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
People who are not part of the club are uglier than a bucket full of armpits. If are a part of the club, you are ridin' a gravy train on biscuit wheels. If you don't join, you are nuttier than a squirrel turd. We accept everyone. One of our members was so ugly when she was a baby, her mother fed her with a slingshot. Of course, you could give her Heaven and Earth -- she'd still want a tater patch in hell.
All of this text is really designed to be a sample. It was written by me on my birthday. If you don't appreciate this text, it's my mother's fault. I was never like this 'till I was born. Since I'm having more fun than a tornado in a trailer park, I'll be going.
None of this text has ANYTHING to do with the photo on this page. It was just placed there because it looks 'clubish.'